- "Stray javelin kills promising US sprinter"
- "Russia launches nuclear plant"
- "Charred bodies found on White House lawn"
- "Freak accident causes Tom cruise to be paralysed"
- "Two-headed baby born in Texas"
- "Michael Vick escapes from Federal jail" (this one might need a footnote)
- "Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus"
More as I get them... maybe it could be a found poem.