Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Scott will probably enjoy this one...

OBTAIN A PROSPEROUS FUTURE, MONEY-EARNING POWER, AND THE PRESTIGE THAT COMES WITH HAVING THE CAREER POSITION YOU'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. DIPLOMA FROM PRESTIGIOUS NON-ACCREDITED UNVERSITIES BASED ON YOUR PRESENT KNOWLEDGE AND PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE.
/*If you qualify, no required tests, classes, books or examinations.*/ *
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*Confidentiality Assured
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*1-xxx-yyy-zzzz*
24 hours a day, 7 days a week including Sundays and Holidays
Not just prestigious, these universities are also non-accredited! What more could you ask for?

(via a colleague)

3 comments:

Scott Sommers said...

Are you making fun of me? As you know, I am a conservative apologist for the staus quo and have no sense of humour anymore.

Jonathan Benda said...

Oops--that's right! I forgot! My bad! ;)

Mark said...

Be careful! He'll blog about you!